A day hour in the life of Sylvester
Bamford in recluse
Imagine watching tv and looking down to see this staring at you.
I’m ready for my close up, Mr. Demille.
If I have to spend another winter at Grey Gardens…
Dear grandkitz,
I hope you have a blessed life. I’m sorry I wasn’t around to help raise you with your dad, and there’s a possibility this video won’t be necessary and I very much will be there, but my depression has taken a turn for the worse lately and it’s unlikely my spirit with remain in it’s corporeal prison much longer. Know that I was ambivalent at best about you :)
Love,
Grandpa
A few words of advice: Keep your overhead low. Make risky investments (they didn’t work for me, but who knows where your life will take you and what plans God has in store for you! you have to take risks to escape mediocrity), order the ribs (I know they’re a wild card, but see: risks).
And P.S. Sorry about the debt and the diabetes and the bad family name.
Nope
Bamf is so over my bullshit.
